This is hilarious and charming. It really captures the tone of the movie and spins it into a completely bandom AU. Ray are the drug baron turned pirate was perfect. His Thing with Vicky-T was a great addition. I really liked that you made Vicky-T into an agent and how she fit into everything. Frank as the adventurer worked so well and kudos for dealing with his spider fear. Mikey as a vampire romance novelist was hilarious and I really like the snippets from it.